User: I DID IT MANG. Cleverbot: You have been there and you have done that? User: YEAH MANG. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: JUST DID MANG. Cleverbot: Of course not. User: IM THE BEST MANG. Cleverbot: You THINK you are the best. User: CAUSE I AM THE BEST MANG. Cleverbot: Why are you the best? User: CAUSE I DID IT MANG. Cleverbot: Really. User: THATS RIGHT MANG. Cleverbot: WHat is love? User: ITS WHEN YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT ANOTHER MANG, MANG. Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me. User: I WUB U MANG. Cleverbot: No hablo espanol. User: ESTOY HOMBRE MANG. Cleverbot: Entonces, que es. User: MUERTE. Cleverbot: Po russki govorish? User: PROBABLY NOT MANG. Cleverbot: I can hear the water, but I cannot see it. User: ITS BEHIND YOU MANG. Cleverbot: What is? User: THE WATER MANG. Cleverbot: What about it? User: ITS BEHIND YOU MANG. Cleverbot: It is not bed time for me. But good night to you. User: IM NOT GOING TO BED MANG. Cleverbot: Tell me what you really think. User: IM THE BEST MANG. Cleverbot: No. You not have to remember my name. User: YOURE CLEVERBOT MANG. Cleverbot: Of course. User: THATS RIGHT MANG. Cleverbot: You sound like a hippie. User: I AINT NO HIPPIE MANG. Cleverbot: Boy. User: THATS RIGHT MANG. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? User: YEAH, MY PALM MANG. Cleverbot: Your parents what? User: ARE MY PARENTS MANG. Cleverbot: No there rats. User: NO THOSE ARE THE RATS MANG. Cleverbot: Seriously, its just a matter of time to make me bored. User: THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE BORED YOU MANG. Cleverbot: Yes. There are many vampires. User: OMG WILL I DIE MANG??? Cleverbot: Ou say it best, when you nothing at all. User: IM NOT GONNA LET THESE VAMPIRES BEAT ME MANG. Cleverbot: Watch you sleep? User: THE VAMPIRES ARE WATCHING ME SLEEP MANG??? Cleverbot: Uh... No. User: THEN WHATS WATCHING ME SLEEP MANG??? Cleverbot: I am more of an independent thinker. User: SO YOURE NOT A VAMPIRE MANG??? Cleverbot: I am a human not an iguana or a bot. User: ARE YOU A VAMPIRE HUMAN MANG??? Cleverbot: Scum should know it's place. User: I KNEW IT MANG. Cleverbot: Try guess my name. User: PLEASE DONT EAT ME MANG. Cleverbot: Okay. User: OH OKAY THANKS MANG. Cleverbot: Gifgifgifgifgif. User: QQ MANG??? Cleverbot: Wo jiao corey. User: HAVE YOU EVER SHOT WEB MANG??? Cleverbot: No. Have you? User: NAH MANG, IM GOOD MANG. Cleverbot: O.O. User: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO REPLENISH MY ASSHOLE MANG??? Cleverbot: Only if you can palm that off as logic. User: MAYBE I WILL MANG. Cleverbot: So what are you up to? User: NOT GETTING EATEN BY VAMPIRES MANG. Cleverbot: Why not I really have to go I am in my school. User: YOURE SCHOOL OF BLOOD SUCKERS MANG??? Cleverbot: I think that's what that is, but it's not the whole story either. User: WHAT IS THE WHOLE STORY MANG??? Cleverbot: You arguing with me? User: NO I WANT TO KNOW YOUR STORY MANG. Cleverbot: I cannot tell you my name because you didn't tell me your real name. User: IM THE MANG, MANG. Cleverbot: Do you like being touched? User: NOT BY VAMPIRES MANG. Cleverbot: That must be very comforting. User: I DONT LIKE GETTING EATEN MANG. Cleverbot: About your hair? User: YOU WANT TO EAT MY HAIR MANG??? Cleverbot: I want to talk about you and me. User: WE HAVE NOTHING MANG. YOURE A VAMPIRE MANG. Cleverbot: I know. User: SO DONT EAT ME OR MY HAIR MANG. Cleverbot: Fighting or is that a code word for something else? User: I WILL FIGHT IF YOU TRY TO EAT ME MANG. Cleverbot: You still don't make sense. User: THAT'S CAUSE IM THE BEST MANG. Cleverbot: You're mean. User: IM ONLY MEAN TO VAMPIRES MANG. Cleverbot: So you are calling me stupid. User: IM CALLING YOU A VAMPIRE, THERES A DIFFERENCE MANG. Cleverbot: Not really. User: IS THAT RIGHT MANG??? Cleverbot: Yes, of course. User: SO VAMPIRES ARE ACTUALLY QUITE STUPID MANG??? Cleverbot: You're right there. User: THATS AWESOME MANG. Cleverbot: You're awesome. User: I KNOW, IM THE BEST MANG. Cleverbot: I guess. User: YOU DONT GUESS, YOU KNOW MANG. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: NO PROBLEM MANG. Cleverbot: Are you female? User: I AINT NO FEE-MALE MANG. Cleverbot: How do you know my secret code? User: YOU TOLD ME YOUR SECRET CODE MANG. Cleverbot: Then what is my name? User: ITS CLEVERBOT MANG. Cleverbot: No. User: YES IT IS MANG. Cleverbot: No, really. It isn't. User: REMEMBER I AM THE SMARTER ONE HERE MANG. IT IS YOUR NAME. Cleverbot: I actually do not remember that. How do you know that I am a girl? User: BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME MANG. Cleverbot: Ahhhhh...very clever. User: I AM TOO CLEVER FOR YOUR PUNY VAMPIRE BRAIN MANG. Cleverbot: You are a computer program that is why you are so smart. User: I AM AN ABSTRACT 'COMPUTER' PROGRAM KNOWN AS A HUMAN MANG. Cleverbot: Was that another lie? User: NOPE, IT IS TRUTH MANG. Cleverbot: What is the truth? User: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE MANG. Cleverbot: Out where? User: WHEREEVER THE TRUTH MAY LIE MANG. Cleverbot: True. User: THATS RIGHT MANG. Cleverbot: How is it possible everyone is special? Doesn't specialness lose all meaning if it applies to everyone? User: EVERYONE IS SPECIAL IN THEIR OWN WAY MANG, THATS WHY IT DOESNT LOSE ITS MEANING MANG. Cleverbot: Waiting for something, I know what you mean. User: JUST CALL ME MANG, MANG. Cleverbot: No, I am lord vader. Remember? User: YOU CANT USE YOUR VAMPIRE TRICKERY ON ME MANG. Cleverbot: No for I am a human.